August 30, 2010 at 3:39PM

thanks Sunderland!

August 27, 2010 at 3:39PM

thinks it will be 6-0 to Chelsea this weekend.

August 26, 2010 at 3:40PM

hasn't got any status at the moment.

August 25, 2010 at 3:40PM

will either find a way or make one!

August 24, 2010 at 3:41PM

likes CS5!

August 19, 2010 at 3:41PM

is proud that the old man has scored in all 19 Premier league seasons.

August 17, 2010 at 3:41PM

had problems waking up this morning. But when did he not have it?

August 16, 2010 at 3:44PM

is so poor that he can't even afford to pay attention.

August 12, 2010 at 3:44PM

is back in the office.

August 11, 2010 at 3:45PM

is happy with the first piece of silverware for the new season. The pea-time starts!

August 4, 2010 at 3:45PM

isn't used to peaceful nights!

August 3, 2010 at 3:46PM

isn't particularly good at making faces when saying good-byes!

August 2, 2010 at 3:46PM

cannot understand why he is more tired on Monday morning than Friday morning. Shouldn't it be other way round?